Up early in the morning for breakfast, family greetings, and massage. Each family member gets enthusiastic wags and a polite sit. Massage follows if done properly. If massage is not long enough, proceed to adorable stretch followed by puppy dog eyes. This is continued until all 7 family members have been satisfied. Initiate “urgent look, little whines, slow tail whaps the door opens and I’m outside to get fresh air and exercise. It’s about time for the fisherman and their dog to walk by. I will bark them off the property.(Most people don’t know that I am in charge of Trails End security and this is just 1 of my many jobs.) Because of my generous and playful nature, I like to take care of the needs of others. This service includes throwing the pine cone for other dogs in the yard. This is a skill that your run of the mill mutt isn’t going to have. With a final perimeter check, I head in for a chew, a stretch…, and some snorga, merglesniff, pork chops…ezzzz
